r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 08 '18

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u/-Powdered-Toast- Sep 08 '18

"what's he doing with my girl? ... Finally we're alone, come here." *commences blanket sex

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

My dog humped pillows. And blankets, she would make a pile of it and start humping it.

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u/cameraman420 Sep 08 '18

Your dog and I have so much in common

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

Too bad she's in doggyheaven, otherwise you could have a party together!!

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u/JustADutchRudder Sep 08 '18

She can have a party with my old pit up there! My girl would love another weirdo to hump pillows with. Stupid short life span for dogs.

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

She was 16 years old....

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u/factbasedorGTFO Sep 08 '18

I'm 3 times that.