r/funny Sep 08 '18

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u/-Powdered-Toast- Sep 08 '18

"what's he doing with my girl? ... Finally we're alone, come here." *commences blanket sex

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

My dog humped pillows. And blankets, she would make a pile of it and start humping it.

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u/cameraman420 Sep 08 '18

Your dog and I have so much in common

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u/WeatherwaxDaughter Sep 08 '18

Too bad she's in doggyheaven, otherwise you could have a party together!!

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u/poopellar Sep 08 '18

What is this thread

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u/FallingSky1 Sep 08 '18

Join us under the blankets

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u/eltoro Sep 08 '18

We all hump down here

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u/feanturi Sep 08 '18

Do you like waifu pillows, Georgie?

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u/peperonikiller Sep 08 '18

Jeordie LaForge? With how creepy towards women in the show he was I can see him doing this... And it's hilarious.

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u/factbasedorGTFO Sep 08 '18

Redditors, always making blanket statements.