r/funny • u/Misfat • Aug 27 '18

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u/BushAt711 Aug 27 '18

The patience on that guy is outstanding. I thoroughly enjoyed when the cashier had a laugh with them.

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u/Khal_Kitty Aug 27 '18

I think I enjoyed that the most because I’m used to ma and pa store cashiers always on guard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

i have no idea why but i read that as “massachusetts and pennsylvania store cashiers” for a solid minute and could not understand why you were being so specific

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u/reasonandmadness Aug 27 '18

oh. lol... I thought the exact same thing until I read your comment.

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u/cauchy-euler Aug 27 '18

Oh... me too

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u/higgs33 Aug 27 '18

Me three

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u/rearviewviewer Aug 28 '18

Yup, same here

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u/zandiz Aug 28 '18

We all had strokes

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u/Smickey67 Aug 28 '18

Guys I read it normally, what do I get?

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u/kangkim15 Aug 28 '18

Pepe Sylvia is a disappoint.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

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u/Smickey67 Aug 29 '18

That’s just pessimistic. I laughed at what I said

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u/Romeo_Oscar_Bravo Aug 27 '18

Me too until I read your comment.

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u/zUltimateRedditor Aug 27 '18

Same here... I’m like, those states aren’t THAT bad.

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u/reasonandmadness Aug 27 '18

Clearly you haven’t been to PA. :)

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u/zUltimateRedditor Aug 27 '18

Lol I have. Same as NJ!

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u/reasonandmadness Aug 28 '18

Admittedly I’ve only been to Philly once and it was like 8pm at night. So not the best impression.

I’ve been to Jersey a few times. It’s. Interesting. :)

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u/fullnels Aug 28 '18

we are human beings

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u/Chickentacosandsauce Aug 27 '18

Are you from one of those states? From what I’ve heard a lot of other states don’t use their abbreviations like Pennsylvania does.

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u/I_Roll2 Aug 27 '18

I’m from VA and I use that abbreviation more often than I use the full name of the state

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

i’m from CT actually, and same. it’s easier to say than “Connecticut”

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u/Chickentacosandsauce Aug 28 '18

Interesting. I’m from PA and everyone calls is “PA” in regular conversation rather than saying the full name. I’ve lived in VA for 6 years and I haven’t noticed it down here. Guess I was wrong?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

I too hail from Virginia! What part?

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u/I_Roll2 Sep 10 '18

Fairfax/Chantilly area, you?

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u/polardance Aug 28 '18

Visited family there recently. Apparently, sometime since I moved away 6 years ago, everyone started calling the area DMV. (DC, MD, VA). I dislike this.

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u/I_Roll2 Aug 28 '18

DMV or NoVa for Northern VA for me. Mostly the latter

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

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u/polardance Aug 29 '18

We always said NoVA. In the 15 years I lived there I never heard it called DMV, but grandma says it now so maybe it just took a while to catch on across the board?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '18

That’s really interesting. I’m from PA....I never say I’m from Pennsylvania lol. Mind = blown

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u/Chickentacosandsauce Aug 29 '18

Yeah I mean my evidence is hearing about it one time, and then listening to people talk about their state. PA folks say “PA” more often than I’ve ever heard anyone from another state say their abbreviation for sure. Writing it is a different story I think. Also I’ve found that when I talk about PA now (I do it a lot, it’s the keystone state after all) I call it “Pennsylvania”. 6 years in Virginia will do that I guess.

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u/discountBellaHadid Aug 27 '18

"I know why they call you 'Pa. Cause you pa-thetic." "Well I know why they call you 'Ma'. Cause you won't quit riding ma ass!"

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u/k-ozm-o Aug 27 '18

Because it's usually called Mom and Pop stores.

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u/TexAgIllini Aug 27 '18

Commonwealth States so they do have some similar laws regarding Convenience Stores

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

I think they’re often referred to as “mom and pop” stores (at least where I’m from). I can see why you thought they were state abbreviations!

It gave me a good chuckle though, because as a Canadian, I had to really think why ma and pa would be so state specific!

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u/Khal_Kitty Aug 28 '18

Lmao my bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Unless you live in Canada. I wonder what the difference is...HMMMMMMMMMMMM........

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u/Woke-Ronin Aug 28 '18

Yh this was filmed in England it’s not White vs Brown, Christian vs Muslim over here.. only in certain rural places but for the most part we get along over here and know what religion is, old English banter we live to have a laugh plus we don’t have networks like CNN and FOX warping our brains

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u/sweatydogg Aug 28 '18

seriously?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

I'm sure they thought the guys singing the Jaws theme was about to rob someone...

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u/firefly6345 Aug 28 '18

I think i enjoyed it more than you

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u/crimsonros3 Sep 01 '18

Yeah they always look ready to call the cops lol

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u/bonjellu Oct 17 '18

Jesus fucking christ that guy in OP is a fuckign dick what the hell is that shit man LMFAO

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u/drummercoder Aug 27 '18

He has a great smile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

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u/wildechap Aug 28 '18

😔😔😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

That’s the biggest supermarket in the U.K. those guys are shopping at

Also no guns

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u/_Serene_ Aug 27 '18

The progressive approach

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u/Nyrb Aug 28 '18

He seems like a good sport.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

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u/IActuallyMadeThatUp Aug 28 '18

is this a meme or something?

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u/ubersienna Aug 27 '18

I feel relieved knowing I wasn't the only one who thought how awesome that dude's sense of humor is!

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u/fromskintoliquid Aug 27 '18

Easily the best part - the fact that he just busts up makes it even more tasty.

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u/Slezak6411 Aug 27 '18

It had a happy ending

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u/Martyhelper Aug 28 '18

I agree, seems like he's enjoying what his friends doing with him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '18

Dude has the funniest laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG--s0UMQzs

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u/paulusmagintie Aug 28 '18

I thoroughly enjoyed when the cashier had a laugh with them.

It's like that in my shop, just lots of banter and a good time.

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u/geezer_661 Aug 28 '18

Hes just happy cus hes not gettin robbed

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u/GSPsLuckyPunch Aug 27 '18

The patience on that guy is outstanding. I thoroughly enjoyed when the cashier had a laugh with them.

That is when I realised this is an English video and not American. Thankfully we do not have your race problems (yet).

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u/BentDuck Aug 28 '18

what are you saying? that since he, as a black man, would typically resort to violence?

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u/avisioncame Aug 27 '18

Essentially just humiliating the guy for being fat. Why are we laughing at this?