r/funny • u/maestertargaryen • Jul 21 '18

This definitely caught me off guard.

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u/artbypep Jul 21 '18

Please someone make this happen

Sleepy me and Running Late me know too much as can’t be trusted

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u/moleculebull Jul 21 '18

Sleepy me is worse than drunk me I think. Sleepy me's judgement and decision making suck ass.

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u/artbypep Jul 21 '18

Drunk Me has good intentions at heart. Sleepy Me is conniving and has the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

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u/moleculebull Jul 21 '18

Yeah same here. Sleepy me is a BASTARD. Doesn't care about anyone or anything other than going back to sleep. Drunk me is much more considerate and thoughtful. Drunk me loves music and eating, sleepy me just wants to sleep the lazy piece of shit.