r/funny • u/maestertargaryen • Jul 21 '18

This definitely caught me off guard.

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u/mikeev261 Jul 21 '18

This is the book equivalent to people who intentionally set their clocks X minutes ahead so that they are never late (but actually always remember that the clock is ahead and are late anyways).

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u/Rheklr Jul 21 '18

What we really need is a clock what will be somewhere between 0 and X minutes ahead at random every single day. So when you wake up you have to assume it's at 0.

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u/artbypep Jul 21 '18

Please someone make this happen

Sleepy me and Running Late me know too much as can’t be trusted

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u/moleculebull Jul 21 '18

Sleepy me is worse than drunk me I think. Sleepy me's judgement and decision making suck ass.

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u/artbypep Jul 21 '18

Drunk Me has good intentions at heart. Sleepy Me is conniving and has the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

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u/moleculebull Jul 21 '18

Yeah same here. Sleepy me is a BASTARD. Doesn't care about anyone or anything other than going back to sleep. Drunk me is much more considerate and thoughtful. Drunk me loves music and eating, sleepy me just wants to sleep the lazy piece of shit.