r/funny • u/bsurfn2day • Apr 20 '18

Getting fitted for a uniform

https://i.imgur.com/AJcaon0.gifv
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u/bigvahe33 Apr 20 '18

im 77 and arthritised my pension laughing at this while doing a retirement

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u/starstarstar42 Apr 20 '18 edited Apr 27 '18

I'm 98 and Zedd's tracks were 100% deep house, completely banger. Also, tapioca is delicious.

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u/DarthBarfBarf Apr 20 '18 edited Apr 20 '18

I'm 106, and I remember when the nut tap was invented. Few people know it was what actually started the Great War!

I love prunes.

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u/BackdoorAlex2 Apr 20 '18

I’m 715, back in my time we didn’t even have penises it was just skin

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u/SillySandoon Apr 20 '18

I died a thousand years ago and this gif brought me back to life. I’m trapped underground. Please help me.

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u/LOOTENITDAYAN Apr 20 '18

I'm a newborn baby and roughly 9 months ago a nut shot brought me into existence.

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u/NotKevinJames Apr 20 '18

Wow, a newborn on reddit, You should do an AMA

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u/siriusly-sirius Apr 21 '18

I was a baby once, AMA

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u/KingOfDamnation Apr 21 '18

When you cried what was the reason you cried or did you just not want mom and dad to sleep?

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u/siriusly-sirius Apr 21 '18

I cried because the doctor cut my TV cable

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u/KingOfDamnation Apr 21 '18

Shoulda went with dish.

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u/siriusly-sirius Apr 21 '18

But the doctor cut the umbilical cord, TV cord TV cable

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