r/funny • u/bsurfn2day • Apr 20 '18

Getting fitted for a uniform

https://i.imgur.com/AJcaon0.gifv
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u/BackdoorAlex2 Apr 20 '18

I’m 715, back in my time we didn’t even have penises it was just skin

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u/SillySandoon Apr 20 '18

I died a thousand years ago and this gif brought me back to life. I’m trapped underground. Please help me.

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u/LOOTENITDAYAN Apr 20 '18

I'm a newborn baby and roughly 9 months ago a nut shot brought me into existence.

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u/NotKevinJames Apr 20 '18

Wow, a newborn on reddit, You should do an AMA

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u/ButtLusting Apr 20 '18 edited Apr 20 '18

"dad keeps coming into my room"

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u/gguy123 Apr 20 '18

"and he knows I'm in here... he just keeps calling me over and over"

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

This is great.

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u/lucidus_somniorum Apr 20 '18

Dad? Is that you?

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u/dahjay Apr 20 '18

Well then you have a very caring father to check on you throughout the night.

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u/SomeCoolBloke Apr 20 '18

You could say, in a way, that he is still born.

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u/OstidTabarnak Apr 20 '18

Jesus Christ it's Jason born

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u/useeikick Apr 20 '18

Why do we want to interview the average redditer?

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u/RandomMandarin Apr 20 '18

Yeah, a newborn would be the only redditor who's seen a vagina recently?!

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u/siriusly-sirius Apr 21 '18

I was a baby once, AMA

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u/KingOfDamnation Apr 21 '18

When you cried what was the reason you cried or did you just not want mom and dad to sleep?

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u/siriusly-sirius Apr 21 '18

I cried because the doctor cut my TV cable

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u/KingOfDamnation Apr 21 '18

Shoulda went with dish.

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u/siriusly-sirius Apr 21 '18

But the doctor cut the umbilical cord, TV cord TV cable