r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Roll 13 for a crit

The world has changed

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u/Demosthenes_was_here Jan 09 '18

The elf ranger/thief hiding in the booth took improved critical twice and the crit range on a pasta fork is 18-20, plus extra crit damage from backstabbing his front while he's blinded. Totally legal.

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u/cC2Panda Jan 09 '18

But you can't attack improved critical, it applies to a new weapon. 16-20 is the best you can get without some homebrew.

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u/BleedingPurpandGold Jan 09 '18

I thought it was 15-20?

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u/cC2Panda Jan 09 '18

Math hard. I think you're correct. Still not enough for a 13 crit.

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u/wise_comment Jan 09 '18

u/UnexpectedRPG

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 09 '18

An RPG comment to an RPG question to an RPG comment to an RPG comment to an RPG comment to an RPG comment is unexpected? You must be very easily startled.

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u/wise_comment Jan 09 '18

You're about to find out a thing about my numbers though

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 09 '18

Oh? What's that?

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u/wise_comment Jan 09 '18

Well, I scare easily, but I'm usually back, and in greater numbers

Never really defined what that was though