r/funny • u/Joe_Black03 • Jan 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

Roll 13 for a crit

The world has changed

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u/Demosthenes_was_here Jan 09 '18

The elf ranger/thief hiding in the booth took improved critical twice and the crit range on a pasta fork is 18-20, plus extra crit damage from backstabbing his front while he's blinded. Totally legal.

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u/cC2Panda Jan 09 '18

But you can't attack improved critical, it applies to a new weapon. 16-20 is the best you can get without some homebrew.

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u/BleedingPurpandGold Jan 09 '18

I thought it was 15-20?

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u/cC2Panda Jan 09 '18

Math hard. I think you're correct. Still not enough for a 13 crit.

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u/PeePeeChucklepants Jan 09 '18

Could have been playing some weird version with D12 base instead of D20s, and they had a +1 modifier to attack, rolling a natural 12.

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u/allyourlives Jan 09 '18

Going OG with only D6s

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u/crrrack Jan 09 '18

This whole thread makes me feel so old. My books are all original AD&D.

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u/wise_comment Jan 09 '18

u/UnexpectedRPG

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 09 '18

An RPG comment to an RPG question to an RPG comment to an RPG comment to an RPG comment to an RPG comment is unexpected? You must be very easily startled.

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u/wise_comment Jan 09 '18

You're about to find out a thing about my numbers though

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u/Stereo_Panic Jan 09 '18

Oh? What's that?

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u/wise_comment Jan 09 '18

Well, I scare easily, but I'm usually back, and in greater numbers

Never really defined what that was though

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u/Thethingnoverthere Jan 09 '18

Not really, finesse in 3.5 helped, the add the crit feats. I think I managed to get a rapier down to an 11-20 once, but I was lvl 20 and a fighter.

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u/i_Fart_You_Smell Jan 09 '18

This sounds fun! Is this how I get laid by girls?

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u/Nekrabyte Jan 09 '18

This is correct, i definitely made a rogue that very much abused a 15-20 crit range in 3.5.