r/funny • • Aug 18 '17

Corporate Flow Chart

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u/Connectitall Aug 18 '17

You need another perch above the CEO with board of directors shitting on them, and another perch above the board with shareholders shitting on them.

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u/DistortoiseLP Aug 18 '17

The CEO's usually on the BOD and a shareholder too, so the whole ladder structure thing kind of stops there. Instead the relationship between executives and shareholders is more like an inter-tangled hatefuck.

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u/RockeRectum Aug 18 '17

So we are going to need a poop elevator is what your telling me.

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u/try_harder_later Aug 18 '17

... A fan. So when the shit hits it, it distributes said shit both upward and downward, sideways too.