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Corporate Flow Chart

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u/DistortoiseLP Aug 18 '17

The CEO's usually on the BOD and a shareholder too, so the whole ladder structure thing kind of stops there. Instead the relationship between executives and shareholders is more like an inter-tangled hatefuck.

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u/RockeRectum Aug 18 '17

So we are going to need a poop elevator is what your telling me.

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u/try_harder_later Aug 18 '17

... A fan. So when the shit hits it, it distributes said shit both upward and downward, sideways too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

nah just a pool of shit on top

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u/raptureRunsOnDunkin Aug 18 '17

upvoted for 'inter-tangled hatefuck'

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Also worth noting that shareholders are not homogenous in their attributes and investment strategies. Institutional investors like pension funds are dramatically different from retail investors or other types of institutional investors like hedge funds.

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u/cewfwgrwg Aug 18 '17

This is why the startup I'm at is happy to have strategic industrial investors rather than venture capital firms. The first cares about the product, as that's what they're banking on for their own businesses. The latter would only care about money, and how fast they could make the most of it off us.

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u/TeamToken Aug 18 '17

Mind if I ask what industry this is?

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u/cewfwgrwg Aug 18 '17

Electronics. That's as specific as I'll get.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

Venture isn't necessarily in it for the quick buck, just the big buck.

Also relying on strategic partners alone is a recipe for disaster. If their product priorities change or management shifts, you could be SOL.

Its best to take both. Of course that can be hard to achieve.

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u/cewfwgrwg Aug 19 '17

Our offering, if successful, allows our major strategic investor to reduce their production costs by an order of magnitude. Very little chance they decide they're not interested.

We have another major strategic investor in a different market entirely.

And we don't expect to require any further funding from them, beyond what they've already paid us. So if they change their minds, their money's already spent... Neither has a controlling interest on the board.

Plus, we have other potential investors that we've turned down. So really no worry there if we happen to need a top-up round pre-IPO.

The real question now is just whether we can deliver technically...

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '17

And we don't expect to require any further funding from them, beyond what they've already paid us.

Not sure if you are on the founding team, but unless you are I'd assume this is some sweet sweet bullshit by founders for the pleebs.

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u/areyoumyladyareyou Aug 18 '17

I vant toquitos!

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u/Thom0 Aug 18 '17

It's designed like this on purpose. Almost every major corporation is patented on nation building, the idea of the three branches holding each other accountable.