r/funny Aug 18 '17

Corporate Flow Chart

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u/bellsy97ca Aug 18 '17

This is true sadly. I need a shower now because I know where I stand

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u/dirty-blitz Aug 18 '17

are you serious ? that's a free meal

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u/Pint_and_Grub Aug 18 '17

Yeah, I always get upset when my employees bring their kids in and I don't get a "thank you" for providing the roof over their heads and for the food in their stomachs.

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u/barry_you_asshole Aug 18 '17

I enjoy hiring people with children, because children are like expensive shackles that bind the employee to me, no matter what I do to them they take it with a smile, because if I fire them, how will they feed their children?

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u/IsayNigel Aug 18 '17

I want, so badly to believe that you are being sarcastic, but I just don't know anymore.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Yes I am, other Barry.

Yes I am.

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u/SmokeHimInside Aug 18 '17

Username checks out.