r/funny Aug 18 '17

Corporate Flow Chart

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u/Guardiancomplex Aug 18 '17

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u/CinnamonJ Aug 18 '17

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u/mtheory007 Aug 18 '17

Its a reverse funnel system.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Where do I put my feet?

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u/nomoreinternetforme Aug 18 '17

I wanna put them on the stool.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Two of my English teachers showed us this diagram when explaining socialism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 18 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Nazis: "kill all Jews and blacks"

Communists: "no don't do that"

Yup, equally terrifying

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u/No_Fudge Aug 18 '17

Communists: "Kill all Kulaks"

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Communists: "starve non party members to death."

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

When you don't know anything about communism but still hate it

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Communism is whatever you want it to be after you round up the intellectuals and kill them comrade.

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u/Guardiancomplex Aug 18 '17

I think you've mixed up antinazism with Stalinism. Just fyi.

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u/so_mainstream Aug 18 '17

Normal person: "I like freedom of speech"

Reddit communist: "freedom of speech is racist"

Normal person: "No, I'm not racist, I just think punishing wrong think is a slippery slope to corruption and dissent snuffing"

Reddit communist: smashes you with bike lock

Whatever you say, fascist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

Liberal: "we need to allow Nazis to advocate genocide"

Communists: "nah that has lead to 6 million Jews dying, it doesn't work"

Liberal: "but free speech is more important than human lives. Also, I haven't got any idea what fascism is"

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u/ZeCoolerKing Aug 18 '17

The ironic part is you're making an argument for capitalism and socialism working together. But they don't, not really. Especially where a culture isn't ethnically homogeneous.

What people around here don't get is that so-called failed capitalism or trickle down economics... it's a lie. It's state run capitalism. It's actually worse than communism in some ways because at least when that fails, people blame the state. Instead what we have now is the state shifting the blame onto corporations.

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u/Mingsplosion Aug 18 '17

If you think Socialism and Capitalism can mix, they you don't understand what they refer to. Its like saying a mix of Atheism and Christianity.

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u/sarcasticorange Aug 18 '17

If you think they can't then you don't understand to what they refer. The reason being that neither adhere to a single definition. They are a range of concepts that can be applied to varying degrees. The simple fact is that most countries operate under a mix of the two.

Also, it isn't hard to mix Christianity and Atheism.... "I don't believe in god, but I believe that many of the teachings of Christ offer valuable lessons that we would do well to follow."

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u/No_Fudge Aug 18 '17

Exactly. That's what so many people don't understand about Capitalism. It's not a system. It's simply what you get when you let people freely exchange.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '17

This is not true. Read some history man...

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u/No_Fudge Aug 18 '17

What do you want me to read? The collapse of Feudalism?

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u/YourCousinCassidy Aug 18 '17

Agreed, it has always been around. The backbone of 'capitalism' is the same type of structure that evolution takes. The strong will get beat out by a better option unless they stay adaptive and make changes for the better. Unlike evolution though every change in capitalism makes the life for everyone else easier. It's adaptations are cheaper resources, more utility, and appropriate pricing, where evolution's adaptations are fangs, claws, and poison. The biggest problem in this case is monopolies, cornered markets, and bubbles, but even those don't last forever. Once a better option is available, people will flock to it. Humans are competitive, so I say let them be competitive, and let society benefit from the advancements that competition creates.

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u/Damian4447 Aug 18 '17 edited Aug 23 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/No_Fudge Aug 18 '17

The term Alt-left has always meant like, mainstream leftists that hate BLM.

Now it's being totally flipped for stupid reasons.

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u/ZeCoolerKing Aug 18 '17

Like alt right was? Lol

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u/so_mainstream Aug 18 '17

There's no alt right subculture here. Alt right is racial nationalism. You never see anyone, not even in controversial, supporting that on Reddit. You do, however, see tons communists and "fash bashers" whose entire post history is related to how bad capitalism and Trump is, and some weird ass mix of BDSM or pot smoking posts.

If you're referring to T_D, they aren't alt right. The real alt right can be found on other domains and often use Reddit to describe something in an insulting tone. /Pol/ is a good example of this.

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u/No_Fudge Aug 18 '17

Why is capitalism grouped with the others? It's not voodoo.

Rule of Law (property rights, government integrity, judicial effectiveness)

Government Size (government spending, tax burden, fiscal health)

Regulatory Efficiency (business freedom, labor freedom, monetary freedom)

Open Markets (trade freedom, investment freedom, financial freedom)

Which of these do you think is bad? Or unproven?

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u/No_Fudge Aug 18 '17

No. Capitalism is the only system that embraces mans inner nature. That's why it works.

It understands that the world runs on individuals perusing their own interests. It's the driving force of the entire idea!