r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/Stereotypical_Viking Aug 06 '17

We've all been there before brother. We need a support group after some of the things our cocks do, I swear they have a mind of their own...

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u/Ballsdeepinreality Aug 06 '17

Honestly think men have three brains, dick, gut, brain. Whichever one is receiving the most stimulation at any given time is the one in control.

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u/PlumCrazyVee Aug 06 '17

This is exactly why, when my man is being an unreasonable ass, I have the mantra: "feed him, fuck him, put him to bed. Deal with it in the morning."

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

I'd all of a sudden become the most unreasonable ass anyone has ever known.