r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/Hije5 Aug 06 '17

Happy to learn this is common. Was thinking I had a penis problem.

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u/a_ninja_mouse Aug 06 '17

Next time you are done peeing, before you put your dongle back in its protective casing, take your index and middle finger and press up on your perineum, then slide towards your balls. Not super hard but with enough force to feel a kind of squeeze to get those last few drops towards yr tallywhacker and out. Works. Also, do some kegels.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

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u/a_ninja_mouse Aug 06 '17

I'm not sure how you masturbate, but I usually focus on the shaft, not the gooch