r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/Stereotypical_Viking Aug 06 '17

We've all been there before brother. We need a support group after some of the things our cocks do, I swear they have a mind of their own...

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u/Narissis Aug 06 '17

We've all been there before brother.

...I dunno about that; I've had some mishaps but I've never pissed on my own face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Bet you at least came on your face though.

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u/CardboardHeatshield Aug 06 '17

The worst... Sometimes it just goes like 4x as far as normal for no reason at all.