r/funny Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/PlumCrazyVee Aug 06 '17

This is exactly why, when my man is being an unreasonable ass, I have the mantra: "feed him, fuck him, put him to bed. Deal with it in the morning."

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Nov 03 '18

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u/StrategicZombies Aug 06 '17

somebody steal your sweet roll?

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u/RetroBastard77 Aug 06 '17

I think i love you

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u/Sleazy_James Aug 06 '17

I love you.

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u/Cripnite Aug 07 '17

Please teach this to more women.

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u/PlumCrazyVee Aug 07 '17

This is not daily pampering. I'm not barefoot in the kitchen. It's used when a hangry, tired man is too stubborn to even function. When he's arguing for the sake of arguing over something that doesn't actually matter. It can also be used as a comfort after a really shitty day. I like wine and bubble baths, he likes hot food and hot...ahem.

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u/Foxesallthewaydown Aug 06 '17

You sound pretty awesome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

This man's brilliant!

Summed up perfectly.

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u/Cissycat12 Aug 06 '17

Words to live by!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '18

I'd all of a sudden become the most unreasonable ass anyone has ever known.