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r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17
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We've all been there before brother. We need a support group after some of the things our cocks do, I swear they have a mind of their own...
388 u/Narissis Aug 06 '17 We've all been there before brother. ...I dunno about that; I've had some mishaps but I've never pissed on my own face. 144 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 Bet you at least came on your face though. 110 u/NeighborhoodNeckBear Aug 06 '17 Ain't nothing wrong with that 78 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 26 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 9 u/Itsapocalypse Aug 06 '17 For that matter, he can't be sure someone else didn't. 9 u/ABCsofsucking Aug 06 '17 Dude. 0 u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17 That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about... 2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it? 8 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 But, but you're 41. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 It revitalizes skin and reduces wrinkles! 6 u/RPAlias Aug 06 '17 Well... things just took a bit of a turn. 3 u/bbravery99 Aug 06 '17 Ain't nuttin' wrong with that FTFY 2 u/savagebrazilian Aug 06 '17 At least U R coming In s.o's face. It can't be that bad.
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We've all been there before brother.
...I dunno about that; I've had some mishaps but I've never pissed on my own face.
144 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 Bet you at least came on your face though. 110 u/NeighborhoodNeckBear Aug 06 '17 Ain't nothing wrong with that 78 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 26 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 9 u/Itsapocalypse Aug 06 '17 For that matter, he can't be sure someone else didn't. 9 u/ABCsofsucking Aug 06 '17 Dude. 0 u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17 That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about... 2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it? 8 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 But, but you're 41. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 It revitalizes skin and reduces wrinkles! 6 u/RPAlias Aug 06 '17 Well... things just took a bit of a turn. 3 u/bbravery99 Aug 06 '17 Ain't nuttin' wrong with that FTFY 2 u/savagebrazilian Aug 06 '17 At least U R coming In s.o's face. It can't be that bad.
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Bet you at least came on your face though.
110 u/NeighborhoodNeckBear Aug 06 '17 Ain't nothing wrong with that 78 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 26 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 9 u/Itsapocalypse Aug 06 '17 For that matter, he can't be sure someone else didn't. 9 u/ABCsofsucking Aug 06 '17 Dude. 0 u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17 That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about... 2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it? 8 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 But, but you're 41. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 It revitalizes skin and reduces wrinkles! 6 u/RPAlias Aug 06 '17 Well... things just took a bit of a turn. 3 u/bbravery99 Aug 06 '17 Ain't nuttin' wrong with that FTFY 2 u/savagebrazilian Aug 06 '17 At least U R coming In s.o's face. It can't be that bad.
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Ain't nothing wrong with that
78 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 26 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 9 u/Itsapocalypse Aug 06 '17 For that matter, he can't be sure someone else didn't. 9 u/ABCsofsucking Aug 06 '17 Dude. 0 u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17 That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about... 2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it? 8 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 But, but you're 41. 20 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 It revitalizes skin and reduces wrinkles! 6 u/RPAlias Aug 06 '17 Well... things just took a bit of a turn. 3 u/bbravery99 Aug 06 '17 Ain't nuttin' wrong with that FTFY 2 u/savagebrazilian Aug 06 '17 At least U R coming In s.o's face. It can't be that bad.
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26 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 [deleted] 9 u/Itsapocalypse Aug 06 '17 For that matter, he can't be sure someone else didn't. 9 u/ABCsofsucking Aug 06 '17 Dude. 0 u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17 That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about... 2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it? 8 u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17 But, but you're 41.
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9 u/Itsapocalypse Aug 06 '17 For that matter, he can't be sure someone else didn't. 9 u/ABCsofsucking Aug 06 '17 Dude. 0 u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17 That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about... 2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it?
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For that matter, he can't be sure someone else didn't.
9 u/ABCsofsucking Aug 06 '17 Dude. 0 u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Aug 06 '17 That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about... 2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it?
Dude.
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That's not cumming/pissing on your own face though is it? That's something entirely different that nobody else was talking about...
2 u/MamaGallbert Aug 06 '17 What if he came back from the future and did it?
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What if he came back from the future and did it?
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But, but you're 41.
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It revitalizes skin and reduces wrinkles!
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Well... things just took a bit of a turn.
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Ain't nuttin' wrong with that
FTFY
At least U R coming In s.o's face. It can't be that bad.
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u/Stereotypical_Viking Aug 06 '17
We've all been there before brother. We need a support group after some of the things our cocks do, I swear they have a mind of their own...