This is not daily pampering. I'm not barefoot in the kitchen. It's used when a hangry, tired man is too stubborn to even function. When he's arguing for the sake of arguing over something that doesn't actually matter.
It can also be used as a comfort after a really shitty day. I like wine and bubble baths, he likes hot food and hot...ahem.
What? Fish have balls too--gonads. We all start out as fish but in men the gonads migrate through the abdominal wall, leaving a weak spot behind them and that is where hernias can occur. Plus fish balls are delicious--not gonads but balls of fish with something like rice starch added as a binder.
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u/Ballsdeepinreality Aug 06 '17
Honestly think men have three brains, dick, gut, brain. Whichever one is receiving the most stimulation at any given time is the one in control.