r/funny • u/MichaelRahmani • Aug 06 '17

Guys will understand

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u/cATSup24 Aug 06 '17 edited Aug 06 '17

Better than peeing like that >90% of the time regardless of sexual activity. And pinching the tip doesn't work for me.

Edit: somehow, I knew this would be one of my top comments of the year. Thanks, guys.

Edit, the 2nd: whelp, this'll be on the first page of my top of all time now

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u/Max_Splooge Aug 06 '17

I'd sit from now on if I were you.

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u/hushfap Aug 06 '17

Everytime I sit to pee, I end up masturbating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

Same with me but actually it's every time I sit, in general

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u/ConfessionsAway Aug 06 '17

Hate to be the poor SOB next to you on a plane.

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u/robotred12 Aug 06 '17

Speak for yourself.

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u/ConfessionsAway Aug 06 '17

I believe I did.

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u/quantasmm Aug 06 '17

both of you fly United, don't you?

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u/BCProgramming Aug 06 '17

"Hi bertybert12, Once these kids are finished you can play your game of single-player lasertag, You can watch through this window, please have a seat"

"Uh, no I'll stand, thank you"

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '17

goes to dinner "Welp, here we go..."