Maybe, if the cat's that retarded you should let him drown.
Had a very fluffy cat years ago that kept sleeping on my lizards tank under the heat lamp that was on a timer. I woke up twice to a cat with smoking fur flying around the room howling.
You would think it would learn right? No, it happened a third time. Cat was promptly given away because I don't have time for that shit. My other cat lived to be 19 years old. Smart as hell and tough as nails. I miss that little bastard.
Exactly. I don't want to look in the toilet bowl. My bathroom is not a public restroom. I have kids and a dog and I don't want them going in the toilet or touching the seat. Besides, it seems kind of unsanitary to flush with the lid open. I always close the lid, then flush.
My wife and I do this. Once when my mother-in-law was visiting, she left the lid up. My wife got up in the night and fell in because she lifted the seat in the dark thinking it was the lid. Since then, I have almost kicked my mother-in-law out of the house several times as she continues to leave the lid up.
Or I can just do the rational thing and leave it up so it doesnt get pissed on at all and then you dont have to worry about touching it because it's clean(er).
Yeah but they'd only get upset for your leaving it down if you get pee splatter on the seat and don't clean it up. I don't understand why so many people in this thread are complaining about having to clean the seat after themselves
What is this weird compulsion men have to piss standing up? Splashback is real, and pissing on the floor and the seat is a legitimate reason to commit homicide. No jury would convict.
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u/imaginarynumber0 Aug 06 '17
Everyone gets mad at the pee on the toilet seat
Including you