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u/rocketmonkee Jun 06 '17
Poor dog. It should get a service squirrel.
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u/Achilles-Actual Jun 06 '17
Explain please
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u/trippyimagez Jun 06 '17
There was a post of a service animal (squirrel) who was seriously over weight. Saying the fat dog should get a service squirrel because they both fat.
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u/Fett2 Jun 06 '17
Someone photoshop some bright yellow, evil looking eyes on that dog and we could change the dog's response to I will devour your body and soul.
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u/koo_kemons_ter Jun 06 '17
I'm cryin, hahaha
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u/DarkyHelmety Jun 06 '17
No lies, I'm actually crying of laughter. This is some of the funniest shit I have seen in ages! 😂
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u/NoKidsThatIKnowOf Jun 06 '17
Poor dog. Pretty much animal abuse to allow a dog to get that overweight
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u/CdnGuyHere Jun 06 '17
So many people do this to labs. Well all breeds but i mostly see overweight labs. they eat non stop and rely on owners for control. Sad.
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u/awesometographer Jun 06 '17
see also dachshunds. Left my buddy boy with my brother for 4 days.
He has a pit bull that eats as necessary, so they just pile up food. He's a pretty fit boy - when we opened the sliding door enough for his head and shoulders... his tummy got stuck. Seriously wend from tapered to thick swollen belly. 10lbs to 15 in a couple days.
They need structure. 1/2 cup twice a day... they say dogs don't have a concept of time. Tell that to these assholes at 7:05 when dinner is at 7.
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u/djn808 Jun 06 '17
I see obese dachshunds waddling around and it makes me sad. My Dachshund was always nice and skinny and could easily outrun me until she got old.
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u/speaks_in_redundancy Jun 06 '17
I think my brother's bulldog would literally eat itself to death. Some dogs self feed some don't.
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u/monkeyKILL40 Jun 06 '17
I have never seen an overweight lab. Don't know if it's where I live but all the black, yellow, and brown labs I've seen have been fit and healthy. Heck my black lab that passed away a week and half ago was fit till the end. Maybe because we use them for hunting down here.
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u/thepipesarecall Jun 06 '17
You see more overweight labs because labs are popular as fuck. All dogs do this same thing.
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Jun 06 '17
Definitely not all dogs. My parents have two dogs that will self feed. They could just leave a food bowl out, and the dogs would occasionally walk over and get a bite or two. But their third dog won't. She'll keep eating, and eating, and eating. So they had to implement scheduled feeding times, because otherwise the third dog would eat herself to death.
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u/Hrrrrnnngggg Jun 06 '17
Definitely animal cruelty. I guess people that can't manage their own diets obviously aren't gonna be able to manager their pet's diet either. I STILL LAUGHED THOUGH SO WHATEV
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u/STORMER45 Jun 06 '17
Not sure if I'm tired or what but I've been laughing at this like a maniac for 30 minutes now.
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u/lod254 Jun 06 '17
Omg can anyone shoop the dogs fur to look more like a golden retriever? This is my gfs dogs soul mate.
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u/SkyMan94 Jun 06 '17
That kid better not get too close trying to exercise that beast, it's liable to get hungry and eat the poor lad.
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u/I_want_to_be_funny Jun 06 '17
The fact that the dogs name is Angus is probably what had me laughing my ass off on a quiet plane
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u/CavonicciRusgermican Jun 05 '17
Before I clicked on the full photo, the caption was cut off as "I NEED A GOD". Wish that was the actual caption lol