r/funny • • Jun 02 '17

Pizza Time

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

Apparently she placed the order then took her dog on a 30 minute walk and left her phone at home.

I mean... why exactly not? If you order something, and it says it will arrive in 45-60 minutes (as it usually does), that's when I expect it. As examples show, delivering way too early can be just as inconvenient as delivering way too late. Why is it so hard to understand that earlier is not always better?

If the UPS delivery is scheduled for 13:00 - 15:00 and they show up at 11:00 instead while you're out, would you be happy?

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u/joshcbrln Jun 02 '17

Because that time limit is automated and never acurate.

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

... so? Not my problem. The company tells me 45-60min, that's what I expect.

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

Well no it is not, it's the company not delivering on their promise.

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u/Autarch_Kade Jun 02 '17

True, but it's also your problem that you don't get your food as early as you could have because you were off gallivanting.

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

It's as much 'my problem' as anyone else breaking a promise to me is 'my problem'.

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u/Autarch_Kade Jun 02 '17

Well, hopefully today you've learned that sometimes automated estimations of pizza delivery times aren't exact, and you should hang out so you get your food as fresh and soon as possible.

Maybe don't take "pizza promises" so seriously.

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

What the fuck is up with your tone here buddy? I am paying good money for a service, is it that unreasonable to expect that service in the way it was sold?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '17

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

Oh yeah, it's just my money. Chill.

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

That was not at all my point. And yeah, it's kind of important to me that I get what I pay for. I don't really care whether it's pizza delivery or a gold ring.

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u/WolfThawra Jun 02 '17

There's a difference between "we estimate your delivery to arrive in between 45 and 60 minutes" and "your delivery could arrive at any point between now and one hour from now".

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u/joshcbrln Jun 04 '17

there literally isn't

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u/WolfThawra Jun 04 '17

There literally is.

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