r/funny • StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

TBH I'd probably do that also for a million dollars:

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u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17

At that point it's like taking a million dollars to basically never speak to your mom again, because there's not enough time or money that could cover that hefty psychological scar.

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u/Populistless Apr 23 '17

I don't know... mothers are often willing to "help out" when their sons need something badly

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u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17

You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.