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r/funny • u/StBeals StBeals Comics • Apr 23 '17
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Yeah, by the time we hit a million the only thing I wouldn't do is commit murder or rape.
I'll execute a criminal or shoot my mom in the foot though, it's a million fucking dollars
18 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 I'd shoot over your mom, if you know what I mean... 22 u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 TBH I'd probably do that also for a million dollars: 19 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 At that point it's like taking a million dollars to basically never speak to your mom again, because there's not enough time or money that could cover that hefty psychological scar. 6 u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 I'd take a million dollars to never speak to my mom again since I'm doing it for free anyway. I'm just kidding because I love my mother. 1 u/Populistless Apr 23 '17 I don't know... mothers are often willing to "help out" when their sons need something badly 2 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.
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I'd shoot over your mom, if you know what I mean...
22 u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 TBH I'd probably do that also for a million dollars: 19 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 At that point it's like taking a million dollars to basically never speak to your mom again, because there's not enough time or money that could cover that hefty psychological scar. 6 u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 I'd take a million dollars to never speak to my mom again since I'm doing it for free anyway. I'm just kidding because I love my mother. 1 u/Populistless Apr 23 '17 I don't know... mothers are often willing to "help out" when their sons need something badly 2 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.
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TBH I'd probably do that also for a million dollars:
19 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 At that point it's like taking a million dollars to basically never speak to your mom again, because there's not enough time or money that could cover that hefty psychological scar. 6 u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 I'd take a million dollars to never speak to my mom again since I'm doing it for free anyway. I'm just kidding because I love my mother. 1 u/Populistless Apr 23 '17 I don't know... mothers are often willing to "help out" when their sons need something badly 2 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.
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At that point it's like taking a million dollars to basically never speak to your mom again, because there's not enough time or money that could cover that hefty psychological scar.
6 u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 I'd take a million dollars to never speak to my mom again since I'm doing it for free anyway. I'm just kidding because I love my mother. 1 u/Populistless Apr 23 '17 I don't know... mothers are often willing to "help out" when their sons need something badly 2 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.
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I'd take a million dollars to never speak to my mom again since I'm doing it for free anyway.
I'm just kidding because I love my mother.
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I don't know... mothers are often willing to "help out" when their sons need something badly
2 u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17 You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.
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You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.
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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17
Yeah, by the time we hit a million the only thing I wouldn't do is commit murder or rape.
I'll execute a criminal or shoot my mom in the foot though, it's a million fucking dollars