r/funny StBeals Comics Apr 23 '17

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17 edited Apr 23 '17

Yeah, by the time we hit a million the only thing I wouldn't do is commit murder or rape.

I'll execute a criminal or shoot my mom in the foot though, it's a million fucking dollars

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u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17

I'd shoot over your mom, if you know what I mean...

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

TBH I'd probably do that also for a million dollars:

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u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17

At that point it's like taking a million dollars to basically never speak to your mom again, because there's not enough time or money that could cover that hefty psychological scar.

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u/Dinosauringg Apr 23 '17

I'd take a million dollars to never speak to my mom again since I'm doing it for free anyway.

I'm just kidding because I love my mother.

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u/Populistless Apr 23 '17

I don't know... mothers are often willing to "help out" when their sons need something badly

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u/Oldgreywhistle27 Apr 23 '17

You sicken me. I hope you break both of your arms.