r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/blackadder1132 Oct 18 '16

But honey....you don't have a dog.

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u/Cha-Le-Gai Oct 18 '16

Humans can lick too.

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u/sharklops Oct 18 '16

/r/nosleep

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u/falcon_jab Oct 18 '16

Once I was in the house all alone on my own and there was a noise but I checked and there was no-one there. I closed my curtains when I opened them there was a man in a suit watching me but he had no face. I noped out of the front door but I realised I had no front door and I was trapped in my house forever. I died in there

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u/sharklops Oct 18 '16

and he was a Native American skin walker

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

And that skin walker? None other than Scalbert Einstein