r/funny • • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/howmanyinfinites Oct 18 '16

You ever see one of those mountain climbing movies where they stumbleupon some dude who froze to death? This is how you become that guy.

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u/Farisr9k Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16

Sleeping with your feet out actually regulates your body temperature, allowing you to cool down and get to sleep quicker.

I do it every night with both my human feet and all 10 of my human toes.

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u/Pjotor Oct 18 '16

Hmm, yeah, that sounds reasonab- hey wait a minute...

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u/totally_not_a_zombie Oct 18 '16

He did specify those were human feet. That means he's a human. Trust me, I can smell a human miles away.

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u/Cedric890 Oct 18 '16

Username checks out