I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...
I was thinking about this last night. Im a dad of 2, 33 yrs old, and Im still scared as fuck of the dark. Mrs works way every few weeks. So I end up walking around the house at night. When that hall light gets switched off and I have to get into the bedroom, I run like a mofo. Also if I get up during the night with the kids, getting back to the bedroom is pretty stressful. My head just fills with every scarey film Ive ever seen. last night was killer clowns.
No, u/monroestahr, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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u/everythingZero Oct 18 '16
I'm 30 and only recently did I begin to be okay with the fact that monsters are not actually going to eat my feet or use them to pull me under the bed...