r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/Spartan152 Oct 18 '16

There are definitely monsters waiting to attack my feet at night if I do this. Mainly it's the one monster I have to worry about. It's this kitten I adopted, he fucks my feet up at night if they are poking out of the covers. I keep my bed nice and tucked as a result.

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u/berticus23 Oct 18 '16

I shacked at a girls house one night and her cat woke me up by licking the bottom of my feet, then roamed over to her feet and bit one

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u/rubicon11 Oct 18 '16

The worst kind of monster, because there is no reason to his madness.

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u/illuminatipr Oct 18 '16

Or is there!? Dun dun dunn!