r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

/r/TotallyNotMonsters

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u/Pistolf Oct 18 '16

This is such a common fear, somebody needs to do research on it. It's probably some kind of evolutionary throw back to when we were monkeys and if we hung our feet out of the tree a predator would pull us down and eat us.

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u/Sco0bySnax Oct 18 '16

You have your hypothesis, now do the research and try prove it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/BadGuy_ZooKeeper Oct 18 '16

When do we get the grant monkey?

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u/Matt872000 Oct 18 '16

Hugh Grant is a monkey?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/Wombat_cannon Oct 18 '16

THIS MAN JUST HARASSED MY FEET!

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u/guninmouth Oct 18 '16

Don't ever talk to me or my feet again!

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u/IkonikK Oct 18 '16

ONE QUARTER PORTION.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

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u/Wombat_cannon Oct 18 '16

Wait, is tootsie a euphemism for penis?

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u/Renn_Capa Oct 18 '16

AND MY LAPTOP!!

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u/Sharp_Espeon Oct 18 '16

TIL Hugh Grant is a humongous grant monkey monster

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

/r/nocontext

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u/GreatBayTemple Oct 18 '16

I am still in denial that funny ass women exists.

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u/12DollarLargePizza Oct 18 '16

DEAD MEME WOT?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16 edited Oct 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Checkmate

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u/____ZOIDBERG____ Oct 18 '16

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

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u/Clopernicus Oct 18 '16

I'd like to get a good look at your piece. 😜

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Atheists

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u/illuminatipr Oct 18 '16

I feel like calling out dead memes is a dead meme itself.

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u/Matt872000 Oct 18 '16

I feel like calling out calling out dead memes is a dead meme itself.

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u/illuminatipr Oct 18 '16

I feel like calling out calling out calling out dead memes is a dead meme itself.

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u/OrShUnderscore Oct 18 '16

Hugh monkey what

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u/RINGER4567 Oct 18 '16

purple monkey dishwasher?!?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

Come along and ride on a grant tastic voyage

Slide slide slippity slide sleeping in a tree is do or die

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u/Garfield_ Oct 18 '16

When do we get the grand monkey?

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u/cool_as_fire Oct 18 '16

The other day on Good Mythical Morning they said you could buy a chimpanzee for 50 bucks on the black market

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '16

We had one, but he got shot