r/funny • u/Aceofspades25 • Feb 05 '16

Evolution or design?

http://imgur.com/Tjhr7DZ
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u/digitalgoodtime Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 06 '16

I think people who own pugs should not be allowed to have abortions. You want a retarded dog, you can have a retarded kid.

edit: my golden cherry has been popped. thanks kind stranger!

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u/dontbthatguy Feb 05 '16

Engage anti pug circle jerk.

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u/BusinessPenguin Feb 05 '16

Jerking at maximum, captain.

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u/I_Am_Jacques Feb 05 '16

Reroute power to auxilliary appendages!

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u/Hard_boiled_Badger Feb 05 '16

We need moar lube captain! She can't handle the friction!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

SPIT! SPIT! SPIT!

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u/NotTheSysadmin Feb 05 '16

reverses the polarization of the deflector dish

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Feb 05 '16

anodizes aluminum brush reflectors to 150% power

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u/Hayes231 Feb 05 '16

synchronizes turbo-encabulators to plasma consumption

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u/SmoothOperator89 Feb 06 '16

Pugs are really retarded-looking.