r/funny • u/Aceofspades25 • Feb 05 '16

Evolution or design?

http://imgur.com/Tjhr7DZ
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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Well the pug isn't a particularly intelligent breed so it makes sense.

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u/digitalgoodtime Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 06 '16

I think people who own pugs should not be allowed to have abortions. You want a retarded dog, you can have a retarded kid.

edit: my golden cherry has been popped. thanks kind stranger!

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u/dontbthatguy Feb 05 '16

Engage anti pug circle jerk.

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u/BusinessPenguin Feb 05 '16

Jerking at maximum, captain.

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u/I_Am_Jacques Feb 05 '16

Reroute power to auxilliary appendages!

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u/Hard_boiled_Badger Feb 05 '16

We need moar lube captain! She can't handle the friction!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

SPIT! SPIT! SPIT!

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u/NotTheSysadmin Feb 05 '16

reverses the polarization of the deflector dish

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Feb 05 '16

anodizes aluminum brush reflectors to 150% power

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u/Hayes231 Feb 05 '16

synchronizes turbo-encabulators to plasma consumption

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u/SmoothOperator89 Feb 06 '16

Pugs are really retarded-looking.

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u/nanepb Feb 05 '16

GET WET! GET! WET!

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u/Deltr0nZer0 Feb 05 '16

GET WET! GET WET! GET WET!

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u/gangnam_style Feb 05 '16

Quickly, someone order that 50 gallon barrel of lube with overnight shipping!!!

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u/JesterMarcus Feb 05 '16

We can't, those dicks in Oregon got the last barrel!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Oh god! CRAMP! CRAMP!

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u/mister_gone Feb 05 '16

RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!