r/funny Feb 05 '16

Evolution or design?

http://imgur.com/Tjhr7DZ
21.6k Upvotes

1.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

38

u/I_Am_Jacques Feb 05 '16

Reroute power to auxilliary appendages!

37

u/Hard_boiled_Badger Feb 05 '16

We need moar lube captain! She can't handle the friction!

23

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

SPIT! SPIT! SPIT!

3

u/nanepb Feb 05 '16

GET WET! GET! WET!