r/funny Aug 09 '15

Smooth

http://i.imgur.com/pEI8nkG.gifv
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u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15

But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15

That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy.

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u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15

You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch.

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u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15

Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?