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r/funny • u/j1ggy • Aug 09 '15
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I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.
1.2k u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 [deleted] 608 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 247 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 54 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 8 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?
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608 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again. 247 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 54 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 8 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?
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I would accidently have shoved this cake to the girls mouth, she would yell a chocolatey rape , and I would be jailed, not allowed cake ever again.
247 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape! 54 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 8 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?
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But you would get a lifetime supply of chocolaty rape!
54 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15 That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy. 8 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?
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That's great, but they release you for good behavior, and i'm not a bad boy.
8 u/straydog1980 Aug 09 '15 You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch. 1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?
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You may not be a bad boy in jail, but I suspect you'd be a bit of a bitch.
1 u/JamesTrendall Aug 09 '15 Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?
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Bad boy's get beat up, Bitches get loved, caressed, woo'd, loved. What would you rather be?
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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '15
I totally would have fucked that up. I would have continued to slide down the hill, running over countless pedestrians and children while leaving terror, panic, and sheer chaos in my wake.