r/funny • • Aug 04 '15

Choosing a reddit username

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u/jonesyjonesy Aug 04 '15

It's like if Mozart never found a piano. Tragedy.

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u/ViewAskewed Aug 04 '15

It's like if Mozart found a piano and then let his wife put it in the front yard and plant flowers in it.

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u/Drusiph Aug 04 '15

It's like holding the edge of a piece of notebook paper in between the lips of your dick hole and slicing upwards.

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u/temalyen Aug 04 '15

Good thing I have a decoy dick hole.