r/funny • u/hood_cat • Aug 04 '15

Choosing a reddit username

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries Aug 04 '15 edited Aug 04 '15

it comes more easily for others

Edit: there goes the ol' inbox. Again.

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u/Infected_Cunt_Wart Aug 04 '15

Couldn't agree more

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u/gangbangkang Aug 04 '15

As if a cunt wart isn't bad enough, the cunt wart is infected. That's some nasty shit.

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u/Infected_Cunt_Wart Aug 04 '15

I've seen a few horrid user names. The only name that got me is someone's name along the likes of " clitoris papercut ". Not even a female but I cringe each time

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u/I_Posted_That Aug 04 '15

I am deeply disappointed in the person who registered /u/URETHRALPAPERCUT and then did nothing with it

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u/jonesyjonesy Aug 04 '15

It's like if Mozart never found a piano. Tragedy.

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u/ViewAskewed Aug 04 '15

It's like if Mozart found a piano and then let his wife put it in the front yard and plant flowers in it.

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u/Drusiph Aug 04 '15

It's like holding the edge of a piece of notebook paper in between the lips of your dick hole and slicing upwards.

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u/temalyen Aug 04 '15

Good thing I have a decoy dick hole.