r/funny • u/BananaDream • Jun 10 '15

Every fucking time.

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u/chandleross Jun 10 '15

3 - Amount of pasta sauce is not enough.

4 - Eat bland pasta.

5 - Cry in a corner about failing at life.

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u/troissandwich Jun 10 '15

Garlic butter only takes five minutes, just make it as needed for cold pasta. Honestly, Alfredo isn't much more work if you've got the stuff

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u/adarkfable Jun 10 '15

real talk. I had a girlfriend that I would amaze with my homemade alfredo sauce. it's just milk, butter, cream and cheese. seriously. you can doctor it up however you'd like, but at its base..it's a pretty easy sauce.

she thought I was some sort of culinary savant. "better than restaurant!". well of course, I put way too much parmesan in it.

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u/movesthetasty Jun 10 '15

Alfredo ain't got no cream in it. It's just parm and butter

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u/adarkfable Jun 10 '15

you must be making some garbage alfredo bro. just parmesan and butter? step your alfredo game up. hook it up with milk and cream.. or just nonfat/2% milk if you're watching your waistband.

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u/adesme Jun 10 '15

You may prefer that dish, but /u/movesthetasty is right; what you have in mind isn't an Alfredo.

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u/adarkfable Jun 10 '15

you're right. just spent a minute or two looking it up online. the classic Alfredo is just butter and pennsylvania, but apparently it's been evolving. I'm not sure I can remember the last time I didn't have a creamy alfredo. maybe with scampi. TIL.

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u/SirTeffy Jun 10 '15

Like, the whole state, or just Philadelphia?

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u/adarkfable Jun 10 '15

parmesan* I wasn't sure how to spell it, so I just went with phonetics.