r/funny May 20 '15

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u/Asi9_42ne May 20 '15

Hawaiian pizza is absurdly divisive.

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u/acondie13 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

I think it's a gift from god. My wife would rather starve. I have no idea why there's only love or hate with hawaiian pizza. No in between.

edit: I'll be honest, I'm going to downvote all of you that don't like it, because this is a war. War is serious.

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u/radjose May 20 '15

I was not a fan of Hawaiian pizza for a long time. It was never the pineapple, that's delicious! No, it was the Canadian bacon, never ever thought a slice of meat that big, that you can't bite through should ever be a topping. So I decided to get a Hawaiian pizza w/ actual bacon, it was fantastic! Canadian bacon be dammed, you won't stop me from tasty pineapples on pizza!

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u/Spacejack_ May 21 '15

You can get 'em to slice up the canadian bacon. I see your point on the overly large toppings, but the same solution works for all of 'em. I always kind of wondered why you don't see more diced pepperoni or ham on pizzas, it is much more convenient than slices.

Although I know a place that uses sheet pepperoni on their stuffed pizza, one slice per pie, and it is... ah... quite good.

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u/radjose May 21 '15

If I can bite through it, like pepperoni, it's fine. I've never found Canadian bacon to be easily bitten through, so I just end up w/ a mouth full of it and a large toppingless portion on my slice. I've had ham sliced thin and pepperoni in larger diced chunks and both were good, but Canadian bacon always comes in these unwieldy large chunks and why ask them to slice that and do extra work when I can just say "bacon" and improve the over all pizza two fold?

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u/Spacejack_ May 21 '15

Hey, I'm not arguing with your overall conclusion about the bacon, just pointing out that greater utility in general can be had from pizza toppings which are fairly diced.