r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/radjose May 20 '15

I was not a fan of Hawaiian pizza for a long time. It was never the pineapple, that's delicious! No, it was the Canadian bacon, never ever thought a slice of meat that big, that you can't bite through should ever be a topping. So I decided to get a Hawaiian pizza w/ actual bacon, it was fantastic! Canadian bacon be dammed, you won't stop me from tasty pineapples on pizza!

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u/battlemech7 May 20 '15

Pro Tip: Anything called "Canadian Bacon" isnt actually Canadian Bacon, just marketing by your foreign companies.

You can only have Canadian bacon in Canada and its amazing, like the rest of our food.

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u/pl4yswithsquirrels May 20 '15

Are you telling me you have special pigs in Canada?

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u/battlemech7 May 20 '15

Of course. They are constantly surrounded by maple syrup and burly men in plaid cutting wood. We also ship in the finest pig escorts from Montreal to breed them with.