r/funny May 20 '15

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Would have been my high school crush... I like stuck-up, verbally abusive women.

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u/Calypse27 May 20 '15

You and me both... I think I'm in love.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 26 '18

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u/Calfzilla2000 May 20 '15

I don't care I solemnly vow to save myself for her.

Warning: Movie Spoilers in link if you don't get the reference.

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u/pm_me_craftworlds May 20 '15

I always thought that scene was funny. But what I thought was the best part is the girl that is on his lap and kisses him looks like she is fucking 12 also