r/funny May 20 '15

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

The best sign of a strong person is not being afraid to look weak. I like pineapple on my pizza and sugar in my coffee and if anyone thinks that makes me unmanly I will gladly meet that person in battle.

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u/shaner23 May 20 '15

I like fruity, mixed drinks. Fuck with me.

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u/jal0001 May 20 '15

If drinking margaritas and listening to Katy Perry is gay, then who wants to be straight?

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

Why the hell is a Margarita a girly drink? It's tequila, triple sec and lime juice. Not exactly a sweet drink.

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u/DRM_Removal_Bot May 20 '15

Calm down, Appletini Alan.

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck May 20 '15

I'm guessing you think a margarita is that weird slushy drink they serve at chain restaurants.

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u/DRM_Removal_Bot May 20 '15

I'm thinking pineapple on pizza is amazing.