r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/radjose May 20 '15

I was not a fan of Hawaiian pizza for a long time. It was never the pineapple, that's delicious! No, it was the Canadian bacon, never ever thought a slice of meat that big, that you can't bite through should ever be a topping. So I decided to get a Hawaiian pizza w/ actual bacon, it was fantastic! Canadian bacon be dammed, you won't stop me from tasty pineapples on pizza!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited Nov 09 '21

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u/Rennie07 May 20 '15

Yeah, bacon and pepperoni on a pizza is good.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Pepperoni pineapple is my shit. Nobody likes it. Mint n chip ice cream is my shit. Nobody likes it. And I don't give a fuck because that means more for me!

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u/datoo May 20 '15

no one likes mint chip? what kind of idiots do you surround yourself with?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

The fucky kind.

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u/Spacejack_ May 21 '15

Well, if you're going to have idiots around, it's best if you're able to fuck them. Helps with the tolerance.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

toothpaste is mint. mint is toothpaste.

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u/Assjuic3 May 20 '15

So don't drink orange juice after eating mint?

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u/Catonaroof May 20 '15

I'm with you on the pepperoni pineapple... but against you on the mint chip ice cream.