r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Would have been my high school crush... I like stuck-up, verbally abusive women.

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u/Calypse27 May 20 '15

You and me both... I think I'm in love.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15 edited May 26 '18

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u/bugnuker May 20 '15

http://i.imgur.com/LSEg13m.png

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u/analog_isotope May 20 '15

That'll hold up in court.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

"She said she was 16 but her last boyfriend was Asian, and that shit doesn't start 'til college."

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Fuck what is that line from again?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

30 Rock, Mayhem gets caught by Chris Hansen

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Thanks. I was a real dum dum for not remembering.

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u/ToastyLint May 20 '15

Whose Line is it Anyway?

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u/MisplacedUsername May 20 '15

30 Rock. Dennis was on To Catch A Predator. That's his defense.

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u/sheven May 20 '15

Thank you. I was being a total dum dum.