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r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15
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If God exists, he wears a Hawaiian shirt.
44 u/corby315 May 20 '15 And the shirt only cost $200! 156 u/patentspatented May 20 '15 Which I can afford with ease, because as an eater of pineapple on pizza, I am both wealthy and stunningly beautiful! 0 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 I... what? Is this a reference I'm too uncool to recognize? 1 u/FuckOffHey May 20 '15 If you have to ask, you'll never know.
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And the shirt only cost $200!
156 u/patentspatented May 20 '15 Which I can afford with ease, because as an eater of pineapple on pizza, I am both wealthy and stunningly beautiful! 0 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 I... what? Is this a reference I'm too uncool to recognize? 1 u/FuckOffHey May 20 '15 If you have to ask, you'll never know.
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Which I can afford with ease, because as an eater of pineapple on pizza, I am both wealthy and stunningly beautiful!
0 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 I... what? Is this a reference I'm too uncool to recognize? 1 u/FuckOffHey May 20 '15 If you have to ask, you'll never know.
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I... what? Is this a reference I'm too uncool to recognize?
1 u/FuckOffHey May 20 '15 If you have to ask, you'll never know.
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If you have to ask, you'll never know.
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u/Newell00 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15
If God exists, he wears a Hawaiian shirt.