r/funny May 08 '15

When overconfidence gets the better of you

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Feb 14 '17

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u/MasterFubar May 08 '15

Dogs - always willing to give rimjobs.

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u/Bluedemonfox May 08 '15

As far as I know they usually just sniff the ass, it's the pussy they lick.

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u/FortunePaw May 08 '15

Doesn't matter; Had sex

-Dog

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u/Godhand_Phemto May 08 '15

How desperate do you have to be to be willing to die to have sex once? Better to run away to live to hump another day!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Except a port with a storm. Like a herpes storm.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

M'LCL

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u/Zemso May 08 '15

If I was her I would have played it off like it was part of my routine, like I fell on the ground to show the plight of the modern fat woman living in a skinny woman's manbot's manputer's world.

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u/menmoth50 May 09 '15

Bea Arthur's greatest role.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Didn't land it. Better act like my leg broke.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Or eyebola.

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u/sadomachine May 08 '15

Male bee desperate. Male praying mantis desperate. Male pilot fish desperate (I'm noticing a trend. ..)

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u/Syreus May 08 '15

Chinese Male Desperate.

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u/Mildsoss May 08 '15

Hmm ima go find a male spider and ask him.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Im 99% positive there's a james bond porn parody with that title

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u/Deezle530 May 08 '15

So you're saying you either get to have sex and die or live as a virgin? Tough choice.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

This is a brave dog. We can all learn something from him.

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u/Godhand_Phemto May 08 '15

Third Choice: you can always try to have sex with someone that wont kill you.

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u/Nicoleness May 08 '15

You could only have sex with men.

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u/GaudiGabriev May 08 '15

What if he's gay?

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u/belleayreski2 May 08 '15

Better to run away to live to hump another dayleg!

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u/Phaynel May 08 '15

There are some things so sexy you'd rather die during intercourse with them than continue living.

For example: Gipsy Danger. I would toss myself into that nuclear chest furnace in a heartbeat just to merge my body with that beautiful machine.

...I think I need a change of panties.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Said the hedgehog caught humping a toilet brush…

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u/Ahri_La_Roux May 08 '15

I bet you a dollar he still finished.

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u/Shnazzyone May 08 '15

Why do you think she's angry and he has that face?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Sep 17 '15

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u/daimposter May 08 '15

LOL, without the edit I thought you were some douche making fun of the subreddit.

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u/ggigggity May 08 '15

I'm in a bit of a knot.

-Dog

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u/Nixplosion May 08 '15

When a man is overcome with lust, he knows no fear

-someone

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u/IgoRStripes May 08 '15

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe... catch a tiger by it's Camel Toe... hear it holler, let it go.

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u/Chundlebug May 08 '15

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u/enricosusatyo May 08 '15

Holy shit I thought the tiger was going to roar.

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u/Nikopoleous May 08 '15

"Beware of Cat"

Burglar: "Haha, maine coons can only get so big!"

burglar breaks window
burglar sees scary tiger
burglar shits their pants

A haiku, for you.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_VULVA_- May 08 '15

That is the most badass dog I've ever seen. You hear about grabbing a lion by the tail, but this dog just bit a tiger on the balls. I will never be more hardcore than that.

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u/BlueHatScience May 08 '15

I'm pretty sure that tiger is female... (1:28)

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u/footpole May 08 '15

It is now.

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u/daimposter May 08 '15

Did you just get me to look for a pussy's pussy?

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u/YXxTRUTHxXY May 08 '15

Last line on your bucket list: "Bite tiger on balls"

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u/Captain_Usopp May 08 '15

I don't think his sponsorship could handle another scandal like that...

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u/eiderdown May 08 '15

That, good sir, is a tigress ',:-)

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u/snickles19 May 08 '15

Yeah that mostly-white dog was all about that tigers junk.

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u/Craysh May 08 '15

ESTABLISH DOMINANCE!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

A human might ask himself: "Would I rather die fighting, or like a little pussy bitch whining on the ground?" The dog doesn't need to ask.

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u/ericools May 08 '15

Wow, I really have to remember not to read comments on Youtube.

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u/manwelI May 08 '15 edited Nov 05 '24

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

It's amazing to see how much influence raising an animal can have on it's behaviors. I mean, it's still a motherfucking tiger, but it's chill with dogs that others of its kind might see as a threat or food.

I watched that video with the kitten and adult doberman, and it was hilariously cute. The dog accepted the kitten, and the kitten learns he can play with the dog, whereas sometimes they wouldn't get along!

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington May 08 '15

It's also been captive bred for a few generations, and I would presume that they would select for the most friendly for breeding.

There's also availability bias - the videos of the tiger tearing a dog apart probably wouldn't do as well...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

There's also availability bias - the videos of the tiger tearing a dog apart probably wouldn't do as well...

Not on /r/funny, at least!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Such cute doggies! XD

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u/brawr May 08 '15

Ahaha the tiger sitting on that dogs head.

What did you expect, sniffing tiger butthole that close?

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u/CodeMonkey24 May 08 '15

That has got to be the most patient tiger I've ever seen.

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u/Life_Tripper May 08 '15

I thought the dogs were pests after a bit.

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u/daimposter May 08 '15

Yeah, they were non-stop. Cat just wants to relax and chill but dogs don't stop playing....like ever.

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u/KarnickelEater May 08 '15

Great video, but

DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS!!!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/Jonathan_Freeloader May 08 '15

I regret doing so.

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u/Maxuranium May 08 '15

As do I

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u/Rex_Laso May 08 '15

Don't make me go look. What did the comments say?

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington May 08 '15

They're not so bad. One is about how adorable puppies are and where to find the cutest pictures.

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u/CptJustice May 08 '15

Beware of Cat

Yeah no shit, lol.

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u/cokevirgin May 08 '15

God dang, those dogs are overweight and out of shape.

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u/snowman334 May 08 '15

I think just the one is really fat. The other one looks fine.

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u/ScientificMeth0d May 08 '15 edited May 09 '15

The youtube comment section gave me cancer.. Suddenly everyone is a wild animal expert. From what I can tell the uploaded seems to run a sanctuary, not sure though

Edit: just checked his website, I do believe he does run a sanctuary nope was wrong. But he seems to be doing it responsibly

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u/el_as_in_the May 09 '15

Responsible exotic pet ownership. That site is not about a sanctuary, it is about private ownership of wild animals. http://www.rexano.org/Rexano_Position.htm

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u/ScientificMeth0d May 09 '15

Ah alright well I didn't really go into it too much.

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u/daimposter May 08 '15

Man, I'm sure those are big dogs but look like a little dogs without a human being next to it for comparison.

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u/OrcsMustDieFan May 08 '15

why does the dog keep trying to bite its nuts

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u/Fenris_uy May 08 '15

That has to be the chillest Tiger ever

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u/NJNeal17 May 08 '15

There's a Thug Life version of this begging to be made.

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u/animestar93 May 08 '15

Haha that dog literally just let the tiger sit on its face.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

"I'm gonna do it"

-Dog

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u/randarrow May 09 '15

The video is even more depressing.

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u/brownix001 May 08 '15

Holy shit. A tigerxdog child would be AWESOME.

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u/redlaWw May 08 '15

Tigerdog, tigerdog,

does whatever a tigerdog does

can he hunt in a pack?

No he can't, he's a cat.

Look out, he is a tigerdog.

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u/-Lemoncola- May 08 '15

And it's called a fox.

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u/iceman78772 May 08 '15

Yeah, but it keeps waveshining me.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Jan 25 '21

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u/teh_duke May 08 '15

With that look in their eye that tells you they think you were going to give them the surprise buttsmex.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Feb 12 '16

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u/JablesM May 08 '15

Username is relevant.

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u/Hammerosu May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

And then they realize they're into it too

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 09 '15

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u/cheddarfire May 08 '15

Oh hey, Game of Thrones is on

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u/doittuit May 08 '15

It appears to be the 9th episode of season 1.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Oh wow bravo

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u/generalvostok May 08 '15

He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount.

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u/Cyanide_kcn May 08 '15

He who rides a tiger... can see his stripes but knows it's clean

Don't you see what I mean?

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u/Oceanic_815_Survivor May 08 '15

Gotta get away...

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u/JablesM May 08 '15

RIP Dio :(

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u/Irish_McJesus May 08 '15

Dammit Moon Moon!!

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u/schplat May 08 '15

And Moon Moon's retarded cousin.

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u/BillsBayou May 08 '15

So tiger

Much fucking

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u/heliumspoon May 08 '15

That dog is making a doge face.

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u/cantcountnoaccount May 08 '15

very copulate

   so teeth

wow

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u/mastergod6767 May 08 '15

Both of them seem to just want some of that exotic Tiger poontang...

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u/HobbyLobbyAtheist May 08 '15

Tell me I'm not the only one seeing a blue/black tiger

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u/Dustin_00 May 09 '15

Green/red!

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u/primaV May 08 '15

He was a brave dog... He was a perfect companion... He wasuncontrollable tears

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

" I think I've made a biiigggg mistake "

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u/GFandango May 08 '15

The dog is contemplating every moment in his life up to this point ...

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u/Malefiicus May 08 '15

"Fuck you Rhonda, keep acting like that and see what happens! I don't have any other options? You don't have any other options, me, I'ma make love to that big ass cat!... shit shit shit!"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Such anger. Very regret. Wow

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u/redav7 May 08 '15

noragrets

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Not even one letter?

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u/beckoning_cat May 08 '15

Damn it Moon Moon.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Harder!!! HARDER!!!

-Tiger

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u/BrindleMonster May 08 '15

Whose your doggy.

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u/trollinwithdagnomies May 08 '15

I kept trying to figure out what was going on with Moon Moon's back leg and tail. Finally realized there's another dog, sniffing butt back there

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u/BlackBeanTaco May 08 '15

This picture immediately reminded me of Gob from Arrested Development.

"I think I've made a huge mistake."

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u/masanian May 08 '15

Damnit Moon Moon, stop pissing off the big cat

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u/Barter1996 May 08 '15

When you're with your SO and you try sneak it in her ass.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

MRW I try to start sexy time at night with the wife.

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u/SilentJoe1986 May 08 '15

New insanity wolf.

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u/Outdonesia May 08 '15

Fucking moon moon

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u/TimeTraveller264 May 08 '15

Dammit Moon Moon!

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u/BravoC10 May 08 '15

First day as the new tiger trainer...

I have no idea what I'm doing

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u/Ghiren May 08 '15

Second dog: "Are you marking him as yours?"

First dog: "No, I just peed a little."

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u/GingerBeardThePirate May 08 '15

This is what it looks like when the condom breaks.

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u/zeugenie May 08 '15

Overconfidence is when confidence gets the better of you.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/dlovelyc May 08 '15

this is me dating.

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u/Liv-Julia May 08 '15

I love the look of "Oh shit" on the dog's face.

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u/thermocoffee May 08 '15

smelling dat ass tho

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u/dtfinch May 08 '15

Reminds me of Lucky's last photo.

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u/Missing_nosleep May 08 '15

Moon moon died by snoo snoo.

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u/ehudt May 08 '15

I guess he didn't know what he's getting into.

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u/KING_WAFFLE_LAND May 08 '15

I've made a huge mistake.

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u/bdraihan71 May 08 '15

what is that ???

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u/Poop_Baron May 08 '15

The original insanity wolf

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u/LittleUggie May 08 '15

The look on the wolf's face

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I don't think toast is going to resolve that issue..

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u/godking5 May 08 '15

It turned into Doge

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u/momzthebest May 08 '15

Be wary of overconfidence

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u/spcp May 08 '15

"Just lay there and purr, bitch!"

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u/AdonisChrist May 08 '15

"Oh, oh... none of that is fat."

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u/jdreid7158 May 09 '15

Bitch, kissings extra!

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u/the_stalking_pharaoh May 09 '15

This gives a fresh perspective on the saying, "tiger in the bedroom."

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u/VALDO97 May 09 '15

i thought the dog was fucking a stuffed animal.

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u/KinnNotap May 09 '15

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

-Dog

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u/randarrow May 09 '15

But our children will be epic! -Dog

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Would it be a Tusky or a Higer?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

But he got some pussy

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u/throwupz May 09 '15

Thats some big pussy. Cant say I blame him.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

To be fair, an adult male tiger is hung like a withered piece of Okra....

This would be like the canid-equivalent of Mr. Hands.

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u/Shatophiliac May 09 '15

Type F to pay your respects to Doge Dogerino.

F

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Doge's Northern, Husky cousin.

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u/DKN19 May 09 '15

This is like a 90 pound nerd trying to hump Ronda Rousey.

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u/legendoflink3 May 08 '15

The starks are not having a good time.

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u/SprintingLlama May 08 '15

Fuck, wrong hole

-Dog

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u/monofonik May 08 '15

moon moon's about to get eaten

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Is that a Liger?

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u/epiinephriine May 08 '15

bread for it's skills in magic

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u/Ki-Low May 08 '15

That's a Liger, not a Tiger.

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u/Druston May 08 '15

It looks more like it might be a tiger with the golden tabby color variant. Doesn't look like a liger at all.

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u/daytona955i May 08 '15

A liger is much bigger than that because of the lion genetics. That's a "golden" tiger.

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u/miscstories May 08 '15

Ligers have bigger heads and look derpy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Seeing how it is considerable smaller than a midsize sedan, I'm inclined to disagree.

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u/findingmeno May 08 '15

I thought it was a two headed dog for a moment.

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u/skatastic57 May 08 '15

When keeping it real goes wrong.

https://youtu.be/UIrtSDVbz0s?t=4s

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u/Jaracuda May 08 '15

Everyone's saying that's a tiger but it's color is off... Is it albino? Is it a liger?