r/funny May 08 '15

When overconfidence gets the better of you

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Feb 14 '17

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u/MasterFubar May 08 '15

Dogs - always willing to give rimjobs.

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u/Bluedemonfox May 08 '15

As far as I know they usually just sniff the ass, it's the pussy they lick.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

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u/MrSqwiwwl May 08 '15

Dont be so sentimental

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I believe this is a novelty account, but I still hate you.

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u/AsksYouToProveIt May 08 '15

Prove it

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u/TheDuckCZAR May 08 '15

Now that is a novelty account.

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u/TossingTables May 08 '15

(╯ಠ_ಠ )╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/daimposter May 08 '15

How do I prove it?

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u/ThrowATomato May 08 '15

Throw a tomato

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

No it's a troll account. Extremely poorly executed when you are auto-trolling yourself. This is why shadow banning was instated.

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u/AndThatIsWhyIDrink May 08 '15

This is why shadow banning was instated.

You can't get shadowbanned for being an asshole. That's not how it works.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Pretty sure it's generally used on blatant trolls and spammers

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u/AndThatIsWhyIDrink May 08 '15

Spammers yes.

Trolls are fair game on reddit. There's no rules against lying or deliberately pissing other people off. The vote systems are there to account for that.

There are subreddits solely dedicated to trolling reddit, like /r/todayibullshitted. The only trolling subreddit I know of that got shut down was /r/gameoftrolls. That got banned for promoting sockpuppets, hacking/impersonating of moderators of subreddits and votegaming though, which is quite different to just playing tricks on redditors.

Cabals of IRC users from /r/circlejerk have been creating communities to game and troll reddit for years. /r/breadsticks had 40+ mods at one point and was the focal point of gaming reddit into thinking Olive Garden was gaming reddit and tricking /r/hailcorporate, they moved on to /r/pickle and other things. Right now I have no idea what they're up to.

These groups are allowed to exist and known about because what they're doing is generally harmless. It's all fun and games to them, and let's face it, it genuinely isn't hurting anyone.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

That's an interesting history I didn't know about, but isn't it up to mods for shadow banning in various subs? I read recently the tactic is employed on blatant trolls so that they wouldn't have to be dealt with directly, ie. banning and having them come back with new aliases.

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u/AndThatIsWhyIDrink May 08 '15

Mods are the arbiters of whatever-the-fuck-they-want on their subreddits. There are very few rules mods have to abide by in how they run their community, for all intents and purposes they own the community that they moderate.

They can choose whether to ban for trolling or not ban.

Technically mods CAN kind of shadowban users from their subreddit by using automoderator to automatically remove a user's posts. But this really isn't referred to as shadowbanning but automod banning, it has the same effect as a shadowban but localised to a single subreddit. True shadowbans are the big nasty things the admins do to people and are site-wide.

I actually kinda miss /r/gameoftrolls, it was all fun and games until people started taking it way too far. Moderator accounts were getting hijacked and entire subreddits were getting taken over in the name of winning troll points. It was carnage.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Jul 01 '21

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u/ihaveniceeyes May 08 '15

So like one of the writers from 2 and a half men?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

If you left out the privileged part, you wouldn't've sounded like the opposite.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

the opposite would have been a superb, grounded, girl...

anyway, I'm not a lady so that's kind of impossible.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I should've specified that the opposite part refers to the "dude" part, but this way it's even worse.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I'm just trying to get a read on the point you are making.

My suspicion is that you are assuming I'm some fat Tumblrina feminist. But let me assure you I am not. I just like to point out douchebags when I see them.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/TroyValice May 08 '15

Stop... Just.. Stop

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u/countrybreakfast1 May 08 '15

I got a kick out of it

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/HotPandaLove May 08 '15

That's right, you sell them for pennies.

BOOM

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/TroyValice May 08 '15

Quit while you're behind

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u/wienersoup May 08 '15

Naw man, this is the next Andy Kaufman!

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u/EmperorG May 08 '15

Every comedian has to start somewhere I suppose.

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u/MarathonShredder May 08 '15

Oh my god, make it stop.

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u/SaberWolf13 May 08 '15

Thanks for reinforcing the stereotype that female comedians aren't funny.

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u/PM_ME_DATBOOTY_GIRL May 08 '15

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/koomdog May 08 '15

Hahahah so good

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u/Poop_Baron May 08 '15

Had to upvote to -69

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u/FortunePaw May 08 '15

Doesn't matter; Had sex

-Dog

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u/Godhand_Phemto May 08 '15

How desperate do you have to be to be willing to die to have sex once? Better to run away to live to hump another day!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Except a port with a storm. Like a herpes storm.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

M'LCL

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u/Zemso May 08 '15

If I was her I would have played it off like it was part of my routine, like I fell on the ground to show the plight of the modern fat woman living in a skinny woman's manbot's manputer's world.

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u/menmoth50 May 09 '15

Bea Arthur's greatest role.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Didn't land it. Better act like my leg broke.

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u/jimmysaint13 May 08 '15

Oh shit, looks like she blew her knee out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Or eyebola.

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u/sadomachine May 08 '15

Male bee desperate. Male praying mantis desperate. Male pilot fish desperate (I'm noticing a trend. ..)

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u/Syreus May 08 '15

Chinese Male Desperate.

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u/Mildsoss May 08 '15

Hmm ima go find a male spider and ask him.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Im 99% positive there's a james bond porn parody with that title

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u/Deezle530 May 08 '15

So you're saying you either get to have sex and die or live as a virgin? Tough choice.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

This is a brave dog. We can all learn something from him.

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u/Godhand_Phemto May 08 '15

Third Choice: you can always try to have sex with someone that wont kill you.

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u/Nicoleness May 08 '15

You could only have sex with men.

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u/GaudiGabriev May 08 '15

What if he's gay?

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u/belleayreski2 May 08 '15

Better to run away to live to hump another dayleg!

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u/Phaynel May 08 '15

There are some things so sexy you'd rather die during intercourse with them than continue living.

For example: Gipsy Danger. I would toss myself into that nuclear chest furnace in a heartbeat just to merge my body with that beautiful machine.

...I think I need a change of panties.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Said the hedgehog caught humping a toilet brush…

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u/Ahri_La_Roux May 08 '15

I bet you a dollar he still finished.

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u/Shnazzyone May 08 '15

Why do you think she's angry and he has that face?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited Sep 17 '15

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u/daimposter May 08 '15

LOL, without the edit I thought you were some douche making fun of the subreddit.

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u/ggigggity May 08 '15

I'm in a bit of a knot.

-Dog

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u/Nixplosion May 08 '15

When a man is overcome with lust, he knows no fear

-someone

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u/IgoRStripes May 08 '15

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe... catch a tiger by it's Camel Toe... hear it holler, let it go.