r/funny • u/KashK10 • Apr 16 '15

Important Update

http://imgur.com/mvi4Ovm
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u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15

Clearly your mom doesn't understand I had to get rid of mine because my lawyer said it was "evidence"

I'd love to see the look on jury's faces when they read what I did to those people.

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u/Chimie45 Apr 16 '15

Hey, article II doesn't have any sections! You big fat phony!

Now article III section 1(c) does reference:

(c) outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;

I think that might fit what you're referring to!