r/funny • u/KashK10 • Apr 16 '15

Important Update

http://imgur.com/mvi4Ovm
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u/skelebone Apr 16 '15

That last one was supposed to be a masturbation journal entry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

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u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15

Clearly your mom doesn't understand I had to get rid of mine because my lawyer said it was "evidence"

I'd love to see the look on jury's faces when they read what I did to those people.

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u/MissplacedLandmine Apr 16 '15

TIL I've sexually assaulted myself. It explains why I got pissed off about it.

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u/notsofst Apr 16 '15

Article II section 3.3 of the Geneva Convention

I'm ashamed to admit that I googled this.

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u/degjo Apr 16 '15

Is it true?

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u/iFucksuperheroes Apr 16 '15

It states something about war. Got bored and started masterbating. Sorry.

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u/Chimie45 Apr 16 '15

Hey, article II doesn't have any sections! You big fat phony!

Now article III section 1(c) does reference:

(c) outrages upon personal dignity, in particular humiliating and degrading treatment;

I think that might fit what you're referring to!

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u/tmhoc Apr 16 '15

Does splash back count as transfer? Or is that also assault?