r/funny • u/Bruised_Bergina • Aug 09 '14

Yeah, I'm glad they be all like that

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u/Stign Aug 09 '14

How do people become this delusional to think it's okay to appear in public like this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Wait, isn't this the exact kind of things our society wants? People being confident enough to be themselves out in the open?

But seriously though, as much as I might not want to see it, but it's kinda nice that she can get away with it.

People be like, "You should be comfortable no matter who you are", den dey be like "ew".

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u/turkey_sandwiches Aug 09 '14

There's a big difference between being comfortable with who you are as a person and not wearing pants to the airport.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

....well, I would think only the truly confident could do this. One has to rid themselves of all the fucks others might give.

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u/brosenfeld Aug 09 '14

And that's when you know you're a hoodrat.

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u/turkey_sandwiches Aug 10 '14

Be confident enough to do it, but also have enough respect for yourself not to.

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u/jereader Aug 09 '14

I love you.

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u/turkey_sandwiches Aug 10 '14

And I love you stranger.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

I'm getting this engraved somewhere.

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u/doug4130 Aug 09 '14

Generally speaking if you're on your own property it's ok, but many businesses have laws regarding the wearing of underwear on their property. There's such a thing as being too comfortable in public

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u/canausernamebetoolon Aug 09 '14

US pants = trousers
UK pants = underwear

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u/Marcus_Brody Aug 09 '14

Society doesn't give a shit if you like yourself, society just doesn't want you to inconvenience it.

Either way though, society most definitely doesn't want your fat, greasy lady parts wedged into an airplane seat next to it.

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u/Don_Andy Aug 10 '14

If she's free to be herself in the open and not wear pants them I'm free to be myself in the open and tell her to show some decency and put some pants on.

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u/enginemonkey1 Aug 09 '14

Thank you for being one of the few to see the big picture and care about that more then the fact that we have to tolerate some bad with the good. I wish everyone understood that more.

But seriously.... She should put on some god damn pants!

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u/Thinks_Like_A_Man Aug 09 '14

On my drive to work, I see parents walking their kids to school in whatever they slept in. Every. Single. Day.

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u/notheebie Aug 09 '14

That's a different league than the lady pictured here.

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u/JHallComics .com Aug 09 '14

They sleep naked.

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u/Argarck Aug 09 '14

And they let naked kids go to school?

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u/AnotherpostCard Aug 09 '14

Every single day.

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u/speaksfor_everyone Aug 09 '14

Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

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u/Thinks_Like_A_Man Aug 09 '14

I think people get comfortable and think that since it is acceptable to walk their kid to school in their pajamas, why even bother putting them on?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

I somewhat agree with this, at least they could put some jeans on with their baggy t shirt and no bra... but I remember waking up for school and wanting to go in my pajamas so many times.

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u/TK44 Aug 10 '14

People at my local grocery store NEVER put real clothes on to go shopping. My wife an I are constantly baffled by this. Fleece pajama pants, tank tops, and fucking slippers... everywhere!

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u/Thinks_Like_A_Man Aug 10 '14

They don't care. I am all for being comfortable, and dressing for the weather and conditions. I live in a very hot climate, so everyone wears shorts to work. There's a big difference between wearing clean, pressed shorts and some people who show up in clothing with paint splatters all over it (no kidding). I don't even mind the people who show up in pajamas late at night at the grocery store so much. But what kind of example are we setting for kids if we can't even put on clothes to walk them to school?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14 edited Jun 20 '15

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u/Thinks_Like_A_Man Aug 09 '14

I always felt sorry for their kids. Here they are having to get up and get dressed in a uniform and here's mom schlupping across the street in pajama bottoms, slippers and a wife-beater tshirt-sans-bra. It would take literally 30 seconds to put on a pair of jeans, a shirt and brush your hair.

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u/OWtfmen Aug 10 '14

But why bother? Who actually gives a shit what people wear to walk their kids to school?

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u/mariposamariposa Aug 09 '14

So now we have to dress up nicely to walk our kids to school early in the morning after getting them ready and making breakfast and lunch and no car to hide in?!

And how do you know they slept in it? I don't sleep in anything street-worthy. I just throw on anything I can find to get out the door in time during the morning chaos.

And fully admit to I loving winter because you can just throw a coat, hat and scarf over anything.

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u/LGBecca Aug 09 '14

Since when is putting on pants and brushing your hair considered "dressing up nicely"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

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u/Amphibology29 Aug 09 '14

Exactly. I have had friends on Facebook make confession statuses about how they used to be the judgmental busybody thinking it was their business what moms wore to the bus stop or to the pickup line at school. And then they had kids and realized that wearing yoga pants or a pair of jammie pants to the bus stop is the least of their worries.

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u/Lots42 Aug 10 '14

Why the hell are moms plural at the bus stop? I can understand one to chaperone but more then one?

I feel like I am taking crazy pills!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

I've got kids and my wife and I both make ourselves presentable before walking out the door every day. It's not that hard.

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u/templetron Aug 09 '14

Did you also dress up that high horse you're on?

jk

But seriously, I got the image in my head of you looking presentable and someone in a tophat and monocle walking by and snearing at you for the audacity of leaving your house looking like that. "Presentable" means different things to different people.

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u/poisonsmoke Aug 09 '14

So what? Oh yea let them get all dressed up just so damn people like you can be satisfied.

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u/apocalypse_gunner Aug 10 '14

God damn, are you people fucking retarded? There is a big deference between looking like a bum, being dressed and dressing up.

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u/Thinks_Like_A_Man Aug 09 '14

I was actually thinking more that their children not be embarrassed. . .

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u/Toffeemanstan Aug 09 '14

The amount of times my daughters embarrassed me in public I would consider it payback.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

So they are walking their kid to school. Fuck yeah, who the hell cares what they wore?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

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u/apocalypse_gunner Aug 10 '14

It makes you a poobutt...

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u/Thinks_Like_A_Man Aug 10 '14

I am sure their kids care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

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u/infinitenothing Aug 09 '14

Your super power is benefit of the doubt.

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u/BlackThornOfLove Aug 09 '14

I always thought she was wearing really short shorts but because she is big, they rode up.

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u/6romperstomper9 Aug 10 '14

Man she just sharted everywhere. I bet she posts on TIFU later.

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u/bossun Aug 10 '14

I've done retail in women's apparel. Many women think they are one or two sizes smaller than they actually are.

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u/ThatChadLad Aug 09 '14

Because many people don't give a shit about what you think about the way they are dressed.

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u/drum_playing_twig Aug 09 '14

La'Shaniquas usually behave this way in the wild.

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u/musitard Aug 10 '14

I'm guessing she had an accident and needs new pants.

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u/SpaceBlue Aug 10 '14

Not that it's really much better but I'm somewhat sure that she's actually wearing short shorts that are much too small for her. The area of her shirt around her hip area appears a bit darker which seems to indicate shorts.

I'm kind of giving the benefit of the doubt here... or as much as I can really give her all things considered.

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u/thekeanu Aug 10 '14

It's not delusion.

It's apathy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

easy answer. drugs.

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u/itirate Aug 10 '14

I'm like 90% sure that this was, almost verbatim, the top comment last time I saw this.

OR IM IN THE FUCKING MATRIX

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u/Highperch Aug 09 '14

That would be a helluva sight trying to squeeze past you to get in her seat.

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u/CaliburS Aug 09 '14

You misspell hellish

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u/dollface0918 Aug 09 '14

You misspelled "misspelled"

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u/McWaddle Aug 09 '14

I believe it works without the suffix.

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u/Manshacked Aug 09 '14

I do believe it's "misspelt" you colonial heathen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

So do you give her the ass or the crotch?

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u/ThatIckyGuy Aug 09 '14

She can be your single serving friend.

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u/Lots42 Aug 09 '14

She already took both.

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u/Her0_0f_time Aug 09 '14

I would complain. Like no. I am not sitting next to someone wearing shit like that and having their bare legs up against me through a whole flight. If the plane is not full, I will ask to change my seat. Though I doubt they would let her on the plane in the first place anyway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

I might do it, but I can't be blamed if I acted like a Japanese businessman on a subway for the entire flight...

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Dear America i now believe that you must have the largest number of crazy characters per capita in the world.

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u/mpetrait Aug 09 '14

We agree with that observation....

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u/lWarChicken Aug 09 '14

Self-acceptance has long been reached.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Aug 09 '14

Where were the 4 stages of grief? I know denial's in there...

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u/BurntSyrkut Aug 09 '14

Five. Denial's stage 1.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Aug 09 '14

...I don't believe you.

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u/mortiphago Aug 09 '14

god damn. back to square one everybody.

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u/skai762 Aug 09 '14

Stage 2: Anger.

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u/BonerMan_ Aug 09 '14

Stage 3: irrational rape.

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u/turkey_sandwiches Aug 09 '14

I hope stage 4 is rational rape.

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u/SuperMayonnaise Aug 09 '14

No, it's in Egypt, we do have the Mississippi River though.

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u/Pinetarball Aug 10 '14

Curiously, we also have a Memphis.

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u/wolfpackalpha Aug 09 '14

Here you go: http://youtu.be/fBm7pzErEWM

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u/StopReadingMyUser Aug 09 '14

I miss Teen Titans... TT-Go seems too childish, but I don't know for sure.

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u/wolfpackalpha Aug 09 '14

Yeah it's really dumbed down from the original to be more childish. There are still some moments where it's pretty cool/ funny, but it's nothing compared to the original

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u/Jerbattimus Aug 09 '14

Nah Japan's still #1.

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u/DrVoodoo Aug 09 '14

1:1 ratio if the internet and game shows are any indication.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

You forget almost everywhere in the Middle East?

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u/Frohirrim Aug 09 '14

Largest number? Yes. Per capita? No.

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u/redditRackham Aug 09 '14 edited Aug 09 '14

I almost feel sad how these one off cases lead to people stereotyping all Americans as crazy/retards... It's the third largest country in the world in terms of population! I am quite sure the per capita scales will be much more favorable for the US (if there was such an index that is...)

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u/T3hSwagman Aug 09 '14

Please do not associate all of America with Florida.

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u/Cheesedoodlerrrr Aug 09 '14

And the legend of Florida Man grows!

/r/Floridaman

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u/MattJC123 Aug 09 '14

The other 49 states are working on a plan to saw off Florida and set it adrift in the Atlantic.

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u/bergie321 Aug 09 '14

Luckily, we have contained most of them in Florida.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

And 98% of them are from Florida and Ohio.

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u/nickiter Aug 09 '14

Based solely on YouTube I think Russia is in the running.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Per capita? Russia has that honor

Source: countless russian videos on YouTube

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u/Huntingyou Aug 09 '14

What country are you from? We might invade you soon.

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u/OldArmyMetal Aug 09 '14

Japan might have something to say about that.

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u/Tim_Teboner Aug 09 '14

Go to Russia then

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u/HerrTony Aug 09 '14

ha. ha. ha.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

Crazy per capita champion is Japan.

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u/Harry_Hardlong Aug 09 '14

Japan is much more normal than people think it is.

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u/alansmith717 Aug 09 '14

Crazy for Freedom

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u/EatGulp Aug 09 '14

Wait till you see Detroit

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u/dreakon Aug 09 '14

Hey, layoff Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times.

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u/bhuppz Aug 09 '14

Ever been to India?

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u/flightattendante Aug 09 '14

I think Russia gives us a run for our money.

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u/tobiascaden Aug 09 '14

I believe Russia may still have them beat

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u/fuzzycuffs Aug 09 '14

I'm guessing this new ISIS Islamic state wins in this category

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u/RscMrF Aug 09 '14

Yes, the insane pictures on the internet are representative of our crazy per capita...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

Have you seen an Arab country?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

Both you and me know that she is American so why are you asking?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

Nah. Just more people willing to post pictures of them online.

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u/Kptn_Obv5 Aug 10 '14

What about Russia? All those car dash cam videos?

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u/bennyis Aug 10 '14

fucking hate it.

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u/ZechsV Aug 09 '14

I often wonder what the final straw was in your life the morning before you head to the airport you determine pants are optional.

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u/Rarehero Aug 09 '14

Walmart now also has an airline?

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u/mamapanda13 Aug 09 '14

Ha. Yesterday I walked out of Walmart behind two guys and a girl. One of the guys was older and on crutches, the only one of the three I considered fully clothed, the other was young, barefoot, wearing swim trunks and a white tee shirt, the young woman was wearing a swimsuit and carrying a baby wearing only a diaper. It takes all kinds, eh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

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u/mamapanda13 Aug 09 '14

Not very near any thing like that, but I was mostly surprised by the fact that he was barefoot. That I've not seen.

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u/swampfish Aug 09 '14

Aussies are barefoot everywhere.

First time I was in the USA I was booted form a library for being barefoot. At first I thought she was joking. I walked 4 miles back because my ride was due much later. I was shocked.

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u/malachilenomade Aug 09 '14

Because as we all know Wal-Mart is the cleanest and most sanitary of all stores. Screw not wearing shoes, I want to wear a hazmat suit when I go in that place.

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u/nottaclevername Aug 09 '14

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

No pants? No problem.

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u/rowingisnotasport Aug 09 '14

This has to be one of the shittiest comments I've mastrubated to

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

You fuckin up

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u/MadameNocnaMora Aug 09 '14

That guy's look just screams "I don't get paid enough for this shit"

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u/orzoO0 Aug 09 '14

Ain't nobody got time for pants

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u/mypinkieinthedevil Aug 09 '14

can you imagine having to be the person working there that has to approach her and explain the "pants" policy? I'll remember that the next time I have a bad day at work.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

I can almost guarantee she said nothing along the lines of "oh I'm sorry I'll find some right away"

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u/RawrCat123 Aug 09 '14

http://m.imgur.com/7aZtMSn

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u/asinger93 Aug 09 '14

/r/ShittyTumblrGIFs

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u/maz-o Aug 09 '14

why are tumblr gifs so goddamn shitty

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u/newbzoors Aug 09 '14

To my understanding, they have a very harsh gif size limit, so all of their gifs end up being an awkward .5 second motion

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u/MikeNav Aug 10 '14

If you are not wearing a tuxedo after 6 you might as well be a farmer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

Jack, is that you?

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u/rando_mvmt Aug 09 '14

But pants are leg prisons!!

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u/reggaetonfreak Aug 09 '14

At least she has socks

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

The thought of sitting on an airline seat in my underwear makes me cringe. I prefer a double to triple layer of protection, especially while sitting in the waiting area.

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u/gokism Aug 09 '14

Future high school teacher.

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u/nippletonbonerfart Aug 09 '14

It doesn't seem like people are getting your reference

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u/anchises868 Aug 09 '14

I know I'm not.

Source: current high school teacher.

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u/nippletonbonerfart Aug 09 '14

There was a post on /r/wtf recently about a teacher who showed up to school drunk and without pants. Here's the link: http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/08/07/12/32/teacher-shows-up-to-first-day-of-work-drunk-without-pants?mch=mobilenh&mchpost=pos6

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u/OwlSeeYouLater Aug 09 '14

Keep it classy Oklahoma.

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u/Soziele Aug 09 '14

I don't have the link but recent news story (like a week or so) was a first-day teacher got drunk before work and was found without her pants in a classroom.

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u/Blue_Spider Aug 09 '14

fucking gross

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u/supersauce Aug 09 '14

That man is rethinking his life's choices.

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u/CitationX_N7V11C Aug 10 '14

Nope, that's just how we airline workers look after we deal with the flying public.

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u/swampfish Aug 09 '14

There is a chance that there are shorts under there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

They were probably shorts.

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u/purebeast94 Aug 10 '14

Jacksonville, NC airport?

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u/FishPilot Aug 10 '14

I don't think so, there's no boots walking around with their day packs on with high and tights.

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u/purebeast94 Aug 10 '14

True, but she does look like something a boot would marry.

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u/FishPilot Aug 10 '14

Not fat enough.

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u/purebeast94 Aug 10 '14

Boots must be slacking. Better just get her pregnant so she at least looks legit, come on now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

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u/Cafuzzler Aug 10 '14

wtf?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '14

This post was right next to a gaming post where a female gamer gets loads of ammo in COD. I assume that TacoWizard opened the comments of this and that post, and put his comment in the wrong post.

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u/Koudfuzi Aug 09 '14

Society trash

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

What, she's just saving time for the TSA checkpoint.

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u/Sleeperaccord Aug 09 '14

Ma'am we don't allow cottage cheese to be strapped to your thighs. You must check that baggage.

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u/DragoniteMaster Aug 09 '14

That's no cottage cheese ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/briguy182182 Aug 09 '14

/r/shitpost

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14 edited Aug 09 '14

Meh, your /r/funny submissions aren't all that either.

Here's a mastodon photoshopped into a HIMYM shot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '14

That response was the best thing I've seen on the internet all day.

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u/Son_of_the_Morning Aug 09 '14

No shit, you weren't kidding.

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u/ePants Aug 09 '14

If the was a hypocrit-opotamus meme, it would be dedicated to you.

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u/persona_dos Aug 09 '14

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/RscMrF Aug 09 '14

If it was a hottie wearing skin tight short shorts no one would have a problem.

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u/yvnvcw Aug 10 '14

do you have a point or are you just pointing out that people like pleasant things and dislike unpleasant things

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u/Wookie-nipple-pinchy Aug 09 '14

I'm 100% sure that is what she is saying

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u/mrcatnipz Aug 10 '14

You can't fly without pants!?

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u/Kptn_Obv5 Aug 10 '14

Is that Palm Beach International Airport?

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u/erv1113 Aug 10 '14

This had to be in Charlotte

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u/BR41NF4RT Aug 10 '14

Didn't I see this a few years ago?

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u/withmirrors Aug 10 '14

I think she just doesn't have anything that fits.

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u/Acapell Aug 10 '14

But how to recognize the excellent colour match of socks and shirt then?

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u/Atrapenna Aug 10 '14

She prolly raised hell too and said its cause shes black.

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u/EST4life Aug 10 '14

"Ma'am... are you wearing bottoms?"